You have no choice but to get a Rex-Fly setup. Check out the one handed action on YouTube.
I will, but I need to curb the fishing-related expenses. This is just a temporary setback, it won't stop me for long. Hockey, on the other hand is definitely out.
Hope is heals quickly, things should start heating up soon. Work on the left handed technique, that way you can swing two rods when the right hand is back in action!